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Feeding time at the Cubicle Farm...

Like my new icon? A unicorn farting a rainbow. EPIC :P

Today, management hired an ice cream truck to park in the back lot and hand out free ice cream to all the peons slave laborers employees for chipping in during a food drive last week. (Giving out ice cream as a reward for donating food to the hungry? I'm still trying to wrap my head around that. Does it seem wrong or is it just me?) They announced @ 10:58 that they'd begin serving @ 11am. Within seconds, there was a thundering herd stampeding down the aisle, past my cubie and out one of the back doors. I'm surprised no one was crushed to death.

Then about 1/2 later, J-Dawg and the Blond Polo-Wearing Guys went around asking people with no ice cream if they planned on getting any...in the hopes that the answer would be "no" and then the Geek Squad Unholy Trio could go get the ice cream-less person's share. But then management sent out an email saying second helpings were available. And the herd thundered outside again. (J-Dawg is currently sucking down his 4th sundae & trying to decide whether he wants KFC or Burger King for lunch.)

In other "OH GOD WHY WASN'T I BORN RICH INSTEAD OF CHARMING?!?!" (ha) news, this co-worker thinks it's fun to IM me freaking NOVELS a couple times a day. Y'know how you can only type so much in an IM...? She fills it up about 4 or 5 times each time she writes to me.

J-Dawg clips his fingernails about twice a day, everyday...and puts the clippings on the floor. Who's nails grow that fast?!? And how gross can you get? Can I call the Health Department?

Aaaaaaaaaaand they just came around an offered third helpings of ice cream...


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Aug. 17th, 2009 11:55 am (UTC)
I think this company only hires the MOST ANNOYING PEOPLE that apply. Yours truly excluded, of course ;)

I have this weird thing where I don't like to eat anything given to us at work cause I don't want all the germs after all the others have pawed their way thru the line. Oh my grossness.

To top it off, they were bitching that they didn't collect as much food year's past, yet the committee blows their funds on free ice cream for people who could afford to buy their own damn ice cream. Their brilliance dazzles me (in a lame Twilight way, not in the cool blingee way).

And the best part is, he clears all the clippings off of his desk onto the floor....aaaaand the cleaning lady doesn't sweep out our cubicles...so the thought of what his floor looks like up close is terrifying. *shudder* (The insane clipping reminds me of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, when she had the college roomie who had to clip her nails all the time because she WAS A DEMON & THEY GREW SO FAST.)
Aug. 20th, 2009 01:17 am (UTC)
That icon is so EPIC. It's amazing <3

and you used Cubicle Farm! hehe.

Wow... I have nothing I can think of for the rest, sorry :S
Aug. 20th, 2009 02:18 am (UTC)
The only way the rainbow-farting-unicorn could be awesomer is if it was a blingee. Which gives me an idea.......

LOL I've become addicted to using "cubicle farm" as my location now.
Aug. 20th, 2009 02:54 am (UTC)
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