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Lots o' memes.

The lovely augmented6th is bored, so I'm posting these in case she REALLY needs something to do.



Google meme.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.

A: Amy needs to contact her phone service and have her number listed so her adoring public may contact her directly and quit bothering me.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Amy looks like she's about two rhinestones away from a wardrobe malfunction.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Amy says she's all alone

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Loved-up Amy wants an alcohol-free wedding.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Who snorts vodka? Amy does!

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Amy hates bamboo, mylar balloons, polyester dinner napkins, hot sauce, homemade soaps, high-fiving, gourds, futons and constipation.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Amy asks, “Are studio photographs of your kids worth it?”

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Amy goes head over heels.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Amy likes to play with feet but it's funny.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Amy eats people.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Love bitten Amy wears heart on her neck.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Amy was arrested for transporting an illegal alien in a hidden compartment.

First letter meme.
Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following. They have to be real places, names, and things. Nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same first initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.
Your name: Amy
Four words that start with the first letter of your name: aardvark, anarchy, artichoke, aspirin
State/country: Alabama
Boy name: Aaron
Girl Name: Annabelle
Occupation: aviator
Something you can wear: aviator sunglasses
Something found in a kitchen: Arm & Hammer baking soda
Something you shout: ASSHOLE!!!
Something you do at school: ~achieve~
Name of an animal: alligator
Name of a drink: apricot juice
Name a holiday: Arbor Day
Name a body part: armpit


Alphabet meme.
A
- Available: yes
- Age: 25
- Annoyance: people who tailgate in the first damn row of the parking lot, people who pull out in front of me & then drive slow, people who chew with their mouth open (*coughJDawgcough*)
- Animal: dogs

B
- Beer: don't like it…I get tipsy & giggly & stupid just from the fumes. Really.
- Birthday: September 9, 1983
- Best friend: (s) I don't have one.
- Best feeling in the world: optimism
- Blind or Deaf: ugh…deaf, I guess
- Best weather: 70s & rain
- Been in Love: no
- Been on stage: to get my diploma, lol
- Believe in Magic: Yes! What…do you mean Harry Potter isn't real?!?!?! ;)
- Believe in Santa: no, just the tooth fairy ;)

C
- Candy: Take 5s, Dove dark chocolate, Cadbury crème eggs
- Color: orange
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate
- Chinese/Mexican Food: Mexican, but I can't eat it. Stupid Crohns.
- Cake or pie: Cake
- Country to visit: Canada
- Cheese: Farmer's or muenster

D
- Day or Night: night
- Dancing in the rain: nope

E
- Eyes: brown
- Everyone's got: their something. (IDK)
- Ever failed a class? Yes, but there was a good reason! I was signed up for *gulp* speech class the first semester of my senior year of college. A week into the semester, I was admitted to the hospital & ended up missing 3 weeks of classes. I went to the prof and he told me I'd missed 4 speeches & that I couldn't make them up, but I could continue in the class but would still fail since I'd missed so many (despite the fact I'd called him from the hospital to tell him my situation a few times & had doctor's notes & everything). And it was past the deadline to drop classes. I said FUCK THAT & took the F.

F
- First thoughts waking up: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
- Food: IS THE ENEMY!!!

G
- Gum: bubble gum…I love blowing bubbles…it's such an 8-year-old thing to do.
- Get along with your parents? Mom=yes, dad=not so much.
- Greatest Fear: public speaking…bats/rats/mice…dying alone (I mean that literally, not as in "dying without a man"…like dying & no one finding my body until 3 weeks later when the mail carrier smells something funky.)
- Goals: be more organized…quit procrastinating so much

H
- Hair Color: brown
- Height: 5' 4"
- Happy: when the xanax & wellbutrin kick in ;)
- Holiday: Not a big holiday person…Halloween is okay though.
- How do you want to die: in my sleep.
-Hottie? Zach Parise. Shut up, I don't want to talk about it.

I
- Ice Cream: Ben & Jerry's Strawberry Cheesecake or Chubby Hubby.
- Instrument: I used to play clarinet. Don't remember how to now, though.

J
- Jewelry: a Black Hills Gold necklace with a single pearl; a watch (I have dozens)
- Job: Order Specialist Level II Technical Analyst for a telecommunications company. Doesn't that sound fancy? It's just data entry, lol.

K
- Kids: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
- Kickboxing or karate: kickboxing is hot ;)
- Keep a journal? Does LJ count?

L
- Love: is many a splendored thing. IDK!
- Letter: A, baby!
- Laughed so hard you cried: yes :D

M
- Milk flavor: just plain skim?
- Movies: The Wizard of Oz, Rebel Without a Cause, A Hard Day's Night, Miracle
- Motion sickness? no
- McD’s or BK: McDonalds, only because I hate BK's fries. And the creepy King in the commercials.

N
- Number: #. As in my favorite number or MY NUMBER? I'm gonna go with favorite number here…48.

O
- One wish: I!WANT!TO!GO!TO!A!NHL!GAME! Oh, and world peace and an end to the recession.

P
- Perfect Pizza: extra cheese, italian sausage, mushrooms, hand-tossed crust
-Pepsi/Coke: diet coke

Q
- Quality: Huh? Well, my favorite quality would be loyalty.

R
- Reason to cry: loneliness…Animal Precinct makes me cry…Underdog to Wonderdog does, too…and so do those ASPCA commericals with Sarah McLaughlan
- Reality T.V.: ugh…but I still watch.
- Roll your tongue in a circle: just did it
- Ring size: 7

S
- Song: Ever: "Something" by the Beatles
- Shoe size: ugh…9.5
- Salad Dressing: ranch
- Skinny dipped?: hell no
- Strawberries/Blueberries: strawberries

T
- Tattoos?: nope
- Time for bed: 11 usually
- Thunderstorms: okay, just so there's no tornadoes

U
- Unpredictable: heh, not really

V
- Vacation spot(s): I haven't been on vacation for YEARS. But I like big cities.

W
- Weakness: eBay & Amazon.com & Shop.NHL.com
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: none of them
- Who makes you laugh the most: my brother
- Worst feeling: loneliness
- Wanted to be a model: god no!
- Worst Weather?: ice storms & snow

X
- X-Rays: omg so many…I've broken my left wrist 6 times. I was in a car accident and had to have my neck x-rayed. I've had my foot x-rayed for broken bones after wiping out on the pommel horse in gym class in 8th grade. And more x-ray-ish things for my digestive track than I care to remember.

Y
- Year it is now: 2009
- Yellow: I have an irrational hatred for this color. Like the song, though.

Z
- Zoo animal: tigers…grrrr, baby!

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thepeculiarcat
Jun. 3rd, 2009 07:07 pm (UTC)
-Hottie? Zach Parise. Shut up, I don't want to talk about it.

But he is hot!



those ASPCA commericals with Sarah McLaughlan
Yes! I can't watch them.

Edited at 2009-06-03 07:15 pm (UTC)
amyofaquitaine
Jun. 3rd, 2009 07:23 pm (UTC)
I know...but he's a ~Devil~, I'm supposed to haaaaaaaate him & I can't. And I honestly can say I basically only like him for his looks, cause I've only seen him play a few times. SO MUCH FAIL, AMY.

I have to turn when those commecials come on. Can't listen to the songs on the radio anymore, either. And it makes me want to go rescue a herd of shelter dogs.
thepeculiarcat
Jun. 3rd, 2009 07:30 pm (UTC)
Think of him more as a future US Olympic team member. Then you can have a patriotic love for him and its ok.
And really, if you never watch the Devils, what other reason would you have for looking at him?
amyofaquitaine
Jun. 3rd, 2009 07:34 pm (UTC)
See, I have been trying to justify ~it~ with the Team USA thing. Then I can totally get one of those jersey t-shirt things with his name, cause you know they'll have them for the Olympic teams. USA! USA! USA!

That's a really good point. So it's okay to be shallow this time. Right? Right.
thepeculiarcat
Jun. 3rd, 2009 07:37 pm (UTC)
Hey- I use that justification for players, too, so its all good.
rowan_belle
Jun. 5th, 2009 03:15 am (UTC)
Weakness: eBay & Amazon.com

Saaaame.
amyofaquitaine
Jun. 5th, 2009 05:13 pm (UTC)
Ugh, they're going to be the death of my bank account, I just know it :P
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