Writer's Block: TMI

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Writer's Block: TMI

Mar. 8th, 2012 at 7:40 AM

amyofaquitaine

TMI

What is the strangest thing someone has confessed to you?

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Sunday night @ a hockey game, a 50+ woman that sits with us told my mom & me that she pays a guy for sex twice a week and that he got busted after leaving her house last week. And she's not even paying a young, hot guy...it's some middle-aged schlubby guy.

The look on my mom's face was *PRICELESS*, I thought she was gonna vomit on someone's shoes lol.

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mood: groggy
tunes:Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not---Thompson Square

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juliella

Mar. 8th, 2012 01:34 pm (UTC)

hahahahahahaha omg that's great

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amyofaquitaine

Mar. 8th, 2012 01:53 pm (UTC)

Inorite? It makes it worse that the woman has bad body odor, a hunchback & horrible dandruff. I'M NOT SAYING THAT TO BE MEAN, I'M JUST BEING TRUTHFUL!

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theotheramy

Mar. 8th, 2012 03:47 pm (UTC)

I do not even want to think of janette having sex. HE GAVE HER A HICKEY AMY HOW MANY TIMES DID SHE SAY THAT SUNDAY NIGHT? She was so proud of herself lmao.

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amyofaquitaine

Mar. 8th, 2012 05:43 pm (UTC)

Inorite? She brought it up every 5 freaking minutes!!! It was like OMG WE GET IT! HE GAVE YOU A FUCKING HICKEY, YOU'RE SO ~~CLASSY & SEXAY NOW. Mom was ready to THROTTLE her, believe me. WHAT IF HE DDIN'T GET OUT OF JAIL YET, SHE WON'T SURVIVE?!? But then to hear her tell it, all the guys in her neighborhood want her, maybe she can get one of them to ~put out.

Edited at 2012-03-08 05:45 pm (UTC)

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