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Stephenie Meyer...

 ...FAILS AT LIFE.

Breaking Dawn is the shittiest piece of shit that ever shat. Is she serious?!?!?!?! I think she owes her fans refunds. I've read fanfic written by 11-year-old tards on fanfic.net that was 100000000000x better than this shiteous piece of "literature". 

Rumor has it, she wrote a parody called Breaking Down for her publisher and that it was full of things her fans would hate. Ummm, can I have a copy of *THAT*, cause I'm pretty sure it'd PWN the real thing. 

God, I'm so pissed at her. I feel so ripped off. I have half a mind to burn my copy & mail it to that assbag.

And seriously, what's with her pedophilia kink? First Quil & Claire, now Jacob & The Loch Ness monster. She's one sick bitch. Maybe she can take the $$$ she STOLE from her fans & get herself some professional help. 

I feel really sorry for Jasper, Emmett, Alice, Esme, Carlisle & Rose for having to be a part of that shit parade. They were great characters & deserved better.

Bella, Edward, Jacob & The Loch Ness Monster can go fuck themselves. So can Meyer. I'm *done* with her.

And the media with its constant "Harry who?" shit the past few weeks...they can go fuck themselves, too. Stephenie Meyer wishes she had .000000000000000000000000001% of the talent JKR has in her pinky finger.

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istderjemand
Aug. 4th, 2008 08:06 pm (UTC)
Oops! Let me try that again:

Agreed!! You should join mmmcradle. It's for those of us who hated the book, and it's great fun, hehe.

amyofaquitaine
Aug. 7th, 2008 12:54 pm (UTC)
I *definitely* will, thanks for the heads up!

I'm still sooooooooo pissed off. I think this may have effectively killed my Twilight passion. Which sort of sucks, with the movie coming out in a few months & all...
istderjemand
Aug. 8th, 2008 03:15 am (UTC)
It's such a funny group!

Honestly, the movie doesn't even look that good, lol. Not to mention, no one in it really fits the way I saw the characters in my head while reading the books.

I wonder if the poor reception BD has received will have any effect on the Twilight film's attendance?
amyofaquitaine
Aug. 8th, 2008 03:31 pm (UTC)
I love your icon!!!

I don't know if it will have an effect on the movie. I'm sure all the tweens & Twimoms that loooooooooooved the book *gags* will each go see it 589 times.

I agree with the actors cast for the movie. I had such a different idea of the characters in my head. I honestly couldn't picture Jasper or Carlisle when reading the books, so to me, those actors will do :) I think the guy playing Emmett is a cutie, but he's not nearly HUGE enough...and I hate that they seemed to have made Emmett into a FratBoy. I don't like the girls playing Bella or Rose at all. I always pictured Mary-Louise Parker as Esme, so no one will match up to that. Robert Pattinson was fine as Cedric, but Edward? Not so much. (Of course, I always pictured Edward to look like Skeet Ulrich circa 1995, but that's just me...) And I pictured James to be more Cillian Murphy-like instead of...white-trash looking.

Okay, end of rambling! :)
istderjemand
Aug. 9th, 2008 01:04 am (UTC)
And I love yours!

Haha, you're so right. All of those idiots who think Smeyer can do no wrong and think she's a deity will do just that. What fools!

I agree with you 100%. The castings I was most unhappy with were Bella and Edward. I suppose Robert Pattinson has grown on me, but still, whenever I read the Twilight books (which will probably be never again, rofl), I always pictured this fellow, Tom Sturridge:

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