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Writer's Block: TMI

What is the strangest thing someone has confessed to you?


Sunday night @ a hockey game, a 50+ woman that sits with us told my mom & me that she pays a guy for sex twice a week and that he got busted after leaving her house last week. And she's not even paying a young, hot guy...it's some middle-aged schlubby guy.

The look on my mom's face was *PRICELESS*, I thought she was gonna vomit on someone's shoes lol.

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juliella
Mar. 8th, 2012 01:34 pm (UTC)
hahahahahahaha omg that's great
amyofaquitaine
Mar. 8th, 2012 01:53 pm (UTC)
Inorite? It makes it worse that the woman has bad body odor, a hunchback & horrible dandruff. I'M NOT SAYING THAT TO BE MEAN, I'M JUST BEING TRUTHFUL!
theotheramy
Mar. 8th, 2012 03:47 pm (UTC)
I do not even want to think of janette having sex. HE GAVE HER A HICKEY AMY HOW MANY TIMES DID SHE SAY THAT SUNDAY NIGHT? She was so proud of herself lmao.
amyofaquitaine
Mar. 8th, 2012 05:43 pm (UTC)
Inorite? She brought it up every 5 freaking minutes!!! It was like OMG WE GET IT! HE GAVE YOU A FUCKING HICKEY, YOU'RE SO ~~CLASSY & SEXAY NOW. Mom was ready to THROTTLE her, believe me. WHAT IF HE DDIN'T GET OUT OF JAIL YET, SHE WON'T SURVIVE?!? But then to hear her tell it, all the guys in her neighborhood want her, maybe she can get one of them to ~put out.

Edited at 2012-03-08 05:45 pm (UTC)
musicksempire
Mar. 8th, 2012 07:01 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH

MY

GOD
amyofaquitaine
Mar. 8th, 2012 09:00 pm (UTC)
I attract the crazy. People for whatever reason feel the need to tell me shit I don't want to know.
richyl88
Mar. 8th, 2012 10:28 pm (UTC)
oh geez. I would not know how to react to that lol.
pleasant_valley
Mar. 10th, 2012 05:38 am (UTC)
Oh dear. Why do people feel the need to share this information???
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