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Lame joke Friday! Halloween Edition!

I'm excited for Halloween, how about you? I don't dress up or anything, but it's my favorite holiday because of all the TV shows about hauntings & the scary stories. Be prepared for lots of Halloween-themed posts over the next few weeks ;)

Here, have some groan-worthy Halloween jokes.

1. What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?

2. Who was the most famous French skeleton?

3. What runs around a cemetery but doesn't move?

4. Why do witches fly on brooms?

5. Who did the ghost invite to his party?

6. What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?

7. What's a monster's favourite Shakespearean play?

8. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire ?

10. Who does Dracula get mail from?

11. What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog?

12. Why do witches wear name tags?




1. What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs.

2. Who was the most famous French skeleton?
Napoleon Bone-apart.

3. What runs around a cemetery but doesn't move?
A fence.

4. Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough.

5. Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up.

6. What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count Duckula.

7. What's a monster's favourite Shakespearean play?
Romeo & Ghouliet.

8. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire ?
Frostbite.

10. Who does Dracula get mail from?
His fang club.

11. What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog?
I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.

12. Why do witches wear name tags?
So that they can tell witch is which!



Post your jokes in the comments! Funny macros & gifs are always welcome, too. They don't have to be lame *OR* Halloween-related.

Comments

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burning_acrobat
Oct. 8th, 2010 09:55 pm (UTC)
I just wanted to stop by and say that your snoopy icon made me smile :)
amyofaquitaine
Oct. 9th, 2010 01:57 pm (UTC)
Thanks! I'm so excited to watch they Halloween Charlie Brown ep, they're holiday specials are my faves.
burning_acrobat
Oct. 10th, 2010 04:41 am (UTC)
I didn't quite realize how many specials they had made. I thought there was only the Halloween and Christmas ones.
amyofaquitaine
Oct. 10th, 2010 06:32 pm (UTC)
I have a boxed set of all the holiday eps on DVD. There's 2 Thanksgiving ones (the one usually shown on TV where Charlie Brown has to make dinner for the kids with help from Snoopy & then one with the gang that tells the story of the Mayflower etc), 2 Christmas (they made one a few years ago centered around Linus & Lucy's little brother Rerun), Valentine's, Easter, Halloween, 4th of July & one I'm forgetting...I want to say Arbor Day lol...
burning_acrobat
Oct. 11th, 2010 07:46 pm (UTC)
There might have been a Memorial Day one?
They seem to pop up EVERYWHERE.
But I'm not complaining :)
fairygirl03
Oct. 9th, 2010 08:38 am (UTC)
First I need to say something, YOUR SONG!!!! *ahem* that is all.

Ngl, I lol'd at all of those. Going to annoy my family and tell them all :D
amyofaquitaine
Oct. 9th, 2010 01:58 pm (UTC)
I've been loving that song just a little too much lately....
fairygirl03
Oct. 11th, 2010 11:13 pm (UTC)
I already loved that song but because of SPN, I love it
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I already loved that song but because of SPN, I love it <i?that much more</i>
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