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Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat,
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: "Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously
on lightly sautéed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't freaking think so.

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liz_unscripted
Oct. 4th, 2010 04:39 pm (UTC)
Lol, I love this!
amyofaquitaine
Oct. 4th, 2010 05:16 pm (UTC)
I got this in an email @ work ages ago & just found it again this morning. Too good not to post! ;)
solostforever
Oct. 4th, 2010 08:06 pm (UTC)
That's amazing. And so up to date. I'm going to read this to my future daughters. :)
amyofaquitaine
Oct. 5th, 2010 01:12 am (UTC)
I have another one similiar to this one, I need to dig it out...

This is my favorite forwarded email EVER ;)
fairygirl03
Oct. 5th, 2010 07:23 am (UTC)
I just want an excuse to use this...
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fairygirl03
Oct. 5th, 2010 07:24 am (UTC)
And this...
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fairygirl03
Oct. 5th, 2010 07:25 am (UTC)
And this one, of course...
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fairygirl03
Oct. 5th, 2010 07:25 am (UTC)
And of course this one...
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fairygirl03
Oct. 5th, 2010 07:26 am (UTC)
Definitely can't forget this one...
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fairygirl03
Oct. 5th, 2010 07:32 am (UTC)
Haven't you missed me?! :D

You possibly hate me over that BUT, the effect wouldn't have been the same... they all need to be ~by themselves~.

BUT basically, I agree!

amyofaquitaine
Oct. 5th, 2010 11:43 am (UTC)
OF COURSE I MISSED YOU!!!

LOLOLOL I LOVE THEM!!! (Though I can't see the 2nd & 3rd ones ::sadface::) I've been collecting a lot of the "And not a single fuck was given that day" macros lately, they crack me up ;)

SRS BZNS, I have missed you. Everyday I pull up my LJ & am all "where is Kelli???!?! ::emo sadface:: BUT YAY! THE PARTY IS ON, YOU'RE HERE!!!!!

fairygirl03
Oct. 6th, 2010 06:45 am (UTC)
(WHUT? I can see them. as long as I don't start seeing dead people, it's cool.) I only have that one and maybe another one. I don't find them that funny or anything... I think my sense-of-humor is broken or something. But I have a Sam one... though it's tumblr related.

♥ &heart; ♥ I'm putting everything off and ugh. I DON'T MEAN TO, IT JUST HAPPENED D: I'm trying to get back into the ~groove~ the drive back seriously fucked my schedule up.
amyofaquitaine
Oct. 6th, 2010 01:25 pm (UTC)
(My LJ has been really screwed up the past few days, maybe that’s why I can’t see those 2; all I get is a little box with a red X and “TinyPic” inside it. )I have a bunch with owls…and a cat, I think…and I’m pretty sure I found a Castiel one (cause his expressions do sometimes lend themselves perfectly to that macro). I found a Twilight macro of Sam the other day, it’s pretty funny even if it is Sam lol.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining. (I worded that badly up there.) It just makes me ~happier~ when I see a comment from you. (That’s better.) It’s not like I expect them all the time, I’m not that insane lololololol or am I…? KIDDING!!!.
fairygirl03
Oct. 9th, 2010 07:24 am (UTC)
(WTH?! That's strange... is it ~fixed~ now?) All the Cas one's I've seen... my broken sense of humor and myself just stare it wondering why people think this is funny. Along with everything else. (Seriously... the humor that's used with things nowadays, I DON'T GET IT. I mean, I get it, but it's not funny to me. And I'm seem to be all alone.)

LOL NOOO I GET IT. Like, I know your bound to comment when i post an entry and if it's been a day without I wonder why. cause I need help
amyofaquitaine
Oct. 9th, 2010 02:23 pm (UTC)
(I can see them now YAY.) I've seen a ton of Castiel where people put quotes from movies I don't know on them & I'm totally HUH? IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY? I'm so out-of-the-loop pop culture-wise. It makes me feel really really really old. (Like, where'd all the "BOO YOU WHORE" stuff come from? And whey do people say "I am EXCITE"? What happened to the 'd' on 'excite"? IDGI)

Here are a couple of Castiel ones I find a bit humorous ;)




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